Reader Submissions

I don’t really have any specific guidelines other than: I ask any trolls that think it would be funny to submit a picture of your penis to refrain from doing so. If that does not apply to you, then you may proceed. If it did not apply to you originally, but now I’ve put the idea in your head, you can’t get it out, and feel an overwhelming urge to follow through with said idea, hold on while I “Men in Black” your memory…

Now you may proceed as well.